deuce la cock
BIO

Name: Deuce La Cock

Birthday: October 19. 1970

Birthplace: Germany

Current Location: San Francisco

Eye Color: Grey

Hair Color: Blonde

Height: 5'11"

Right Handed or Left Handed: Right

The Shoes You Wore Today: Prada, bitch

Your Weakness: Asian boys

Your Fears: Flying, Imperfection, Not being famous

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Taking the train, Perfection, Becoming famous

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Never use it

Thoughts First Waking Up: What should I do with this hard-on?

Your Best Physical Feature: All of them

Your Most Missed Memory: Most of my memories have gone missing

Do you Smoke: Yes

Do you Swear: Yes

Do you Sing: Your life is sad if you never sing

Do you Shower Daily: Of course

Have you Been in Love: First with Wonder Woman, Then with Patrick, Then with Nicholas Tse... Always with De

Do you want to get Married: No

Do you believe in yourself: Of Course

Do you think you are Attractive: Yes

Are you a Health Freak: No

Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes

Do you play an Instrument: No

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes

In the past month have you Smoked: Yes

In the past month have you been on Drugs: Vicodin

In the past month have you gone on a Date: Maybe

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes

In the past month have you been on Stage: Only at the Nob Hill Theatre

In the past month have you been Dumped: Who would dump me?

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Sadly, no

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the hearts of millions

Ever been Drunk: More times than can ever be counted

Ever been called a Tease: Yes

Ever been Beaten up: No

Ever Shoplifted: No

How do you want to Die: Long and slow, full of dramatic monologues

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Icon

What country would you most like to Visit: Spain for the beauty, Thailand for the sex, China for the culture

Best Clothing Style: Tight

Number of CDs I own: Hundreds

Number of Piercings: 0

Number of Tattoos: 2

Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1

In a man...

Favourite Eye Color: Brown

Favourite Hair Color: Black

Short or Long Hair: Short

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 120lbs


Dick Size? Average

Breast Size? Triple D

Virgin? No

Fave Sexual thing to do? All of it

Top/Bottom? Top

Inny or Outy? Inny

Gwen Stefani or No DouBt? If I had the chance I'd slap Gwen Stefani on her stupid face

Laptop or Desktop? I'll do it wherever you want

Do you bite your nails? No

Do you masturbate? Yes

...how often? Often

Guys or Girls? Guys

NYC or LA? San Francisco

Dallas or Ft. Worth? Give me a break

Do you flirt? Yes